There are several things you can do to increase your likelihood of success when performing a lumbar puncture in children. Local anesthesia! Early stylet removal! Needle bevel to the hips!

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[CHORUS] Three LPs and one DJ
Spinal tap procedure
learn the right way

[VERSE] Yo, roll the kid side lying tight
Or upright holder if that seems right!
Early sty let removal, that’s the trick,
Steady with the hands, don’t move too quick!
you could go L3 and L4
you might go L4 L5
You choose your location
better numb that patient
Bevel to the hips
advance the needle
get your tubes ready
drip drip slow and steady

[CHORUS] Three LPs and one DJ
Spinal tap procedure
learn the right way