What if a boy band from the year 2000 wrote a song about he management of status asthmaticus and then someone made a video and then posted that video to a Pediatric Emergency Medicine blog. You’d think that would be pretty silly right?

Lyrics

Difficulty breathing, asthma’s bad tonight
albuterol and atrovent
Dexamethasone
All right!
Magnesium infusion
Terb and ketamine
If you need that bipap
It’s the worst you’ve seen

[Chorus] Status! Asthamticus!
Follow the treatment plan
Reassess and watch that PRAM score
And you will be the man!