Cellulitis is like an infection of the icing – if you imagine the skin as a piece of cake that it. Treat with cephalexin – red, hot, swollen, and tender – and sometimes fever and systemic symptoms. I could’ve wrote a song about erysipelas but it doesn’t rhyme with anything.

Lyrics

Fast spreading and red
I hope I’m not dead
don’t want to be bacteremic
from just my skin
red, hot, swollen, and tender
skin infection, not a life ender
cephalexin is the first line choice
let me sing it with my voice

If I can treat it here
I’ll treat it anywhere
It’s cellulitis, of the skin let’s go!