The Rome IV criteria are how you diagnose constipation. Also X-Rays don’t help. And “The Red Hot Chili Poopers” would be a great name for a tribute band.

Lyrics

Can’t poop, no stool in about three weeks
Walk slow cause now I think my butt leaks

I strain and try but I can’t go – no
My bowel transit rate is so slow

Bristol One is all that I can do
I hurts so much when I try to go poo

[chorus] Constipation!
Rome four criteria
No X-Rays necessary
Miralax will make me merry

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