Did you know that pancreatitis is mostly caused by viruses in kids? They don’t drink alcohol or get gallstones like grown ups. Also, scorpion bites apparently cause it. But that’s silly and only something you see in board review books. Anyway, this would be a better Broadway musical than most retreads of 1980s & 90s movies.

Lyrics

[Verse] Pancreatitis calls out my name
The pain the intensity, I cannot explain
My mom said I ate too many wings
My dad told me to focus on more pleasant things
But the vomiting ceaseless an unremitting ache
I told them, I mean it, This isn’t fake!

[Chorus] I came in with Pancreatitis now!
My lipase was like 6,000 wow!
I’t probably just a viral cause
Guess my diet will have to take a pause

How these videos were produced

This song and video were created using Artificial Intelligence programs:

I began by writing custom lyrics inspired by notable genres and music artists. All of the lyrics are my original creations and inspired by the original work

The music was then created on the Udio AI music platform

I utilized Adobe Photoshop and Image_Creators AI images on the Poe Platform to create the album art and background images

I then edited the final video on Final Cut Pro