Walking pneumonia is the familiar name for a lung infection caused by Mycoplasma pneumoniae. It’s kinda hard to diagnose. But if you’re right a good ‘ole Z-Pack will work.

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[CHORUS] Myc check one two
walking pneumonia
infects you

[VERSE] Mycoplasma on the rise
infections in toddlers
that’s a surprise
coughing and body aches
symptoms subtle
chest X-Ray hedge read
no rebuttal?
treat with Azithro
Think of it when symptoms persist
that Z-pack will work!
I must insist

[CHORUS] Myc check one two
walking pneumonia
infects you