Don’t forget to use lidocaine when performing painful procedure sin children – even if the child is going to be sedated. Also nu-metal wasn’t that bad… was it?

Lyrics

We know anesthetics will numb your pain
Lacerations abscess all the same
Injection or gel applied in advance
Whether you suture or incision and lance
A field block to cover the whole space
A regional nerve block for wounds on the kids face

[chorus] I tried to sew but got nowhere in the end
I didn’t use my lidocaine
I went back and numbed that kid
Use that lidocaine!