Hypertrophic pyloric stenosis is such a down home diagnosis. You bring your baby home and then their weight goes down. Also the ultrasound measurements are a muscle wall greater than 3mm thick and a channel length greater than 14mm. 3 and 14 – 3.14, pi. Get it? Did you read this far?

Lyrics

[verse] Across the room
The vomit goes
It’s on the wall
And my clothes
Have a slice of pie – it’s on the menu
Projectile emesis – does that offend you?
More Firstborn males for some reason
Pal-pa-bull olives? They’re in season

[chorus] Hypertrophic Pyloric Stenosis
Nothings getting through!
An Ultrasound will diagnose
A Pyloromyotomy we will do!

How these videos were produced

This song and video were created using Artificial Intelligence programs:

I began by writing custom lyrics inspired by notable genres and music artists. All of the lyrics are my original creations and inspired by the original work

The music was then created on the Udio AI music platform

I utilized Adobe Photoshop and Image_Creators AI images on the Poe Platform to create the album art and background images

I then edited the final video on Final Cut Pro