Acquired torticollis is a self limited spasm of the neck muscles – often he sternocleidomastoid – that responds well to ibuprofen, heat, and gentle massage and stretching exercises. I thought you’d appreciate the “wry” sense of humor in the album cover… You’d think I’d write a song about asthma and a child that’s a “Weezer?”

Lyrics

[Verse] The world has turned and I’m stuck here
I’ve got torticollis it does appear
A Sternocleidomastoid spasm has now set in
Heat, ibuprofen, and rest – my prescription

[Chorus] Turn, turn, turn
And I can’t turn back
It’s an acquired wry neck
Torticollis attack!