Time is testicle! Acute scrotal pain must be evaluated promptly in the ED. You’ll see swelling, extreme pain, sidling testis, and absent cremaster reflex. You’ve got 4 to 6 hours at most to get the patient to surgery. Time is testicle! Also yacht rock.

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[Verse] Pain started suddenly
Testicle twists freely
Side lying swollen now
Cremaster gone, holy cow!
Now pain accelerates
Emergency! cannot wait
Ultrasound to diagnose
4 to 6 hours don’t cut it close

[Chorus] Time is testicle!
Dee-torsion is surgical
Orchiopexy
Will hopefully fix me